When I saw this video I was in shock for the first few seconds but then I realized. See below for more in the Video of the Week section.
Week 11 was finally the week where the amazing winner had to end. This is our first losing week since Week 2. We went 1-2 on the best bets and a pedestrian 6-6 on all picks. I can look at this 2 different ways. The first way was to say I’m lucky to even go 1-2 because the Giants probably should have won their game given they had a first down at the 4 yard line late in the game which would have sent us to an 0-3 record. I also can look at it on the bright side believing that they weren’t terrible picks. I can argue the Giants should have been blown out if they were playing a more competent offense. The Warehouses, although controlled the game, beat a bad team at home quarterbacked by an overmatched rookie and basically covered by a jump ball TD to Marshall earlier in the game. I would think if the Rams and Broncos played 10 times then Denver would win 8-9 of those games so it was just one of those days. Still chugging at a near 70% clip so I will be more optimistic this week and hope that this is not the start of a downtrend going into the final quarter of the season.
QUICK LEAGUE NOTES
It’s week 12 so the season is about 3/4 of the way over. That’s crazy every year seem to go by quicker and quicker. God Bless you if you can figure out who the strongest teams are going into the last leg of the season. Who’s the Best team in the NFC? Right now you would probably have to say Green Bay just because what their offense has done lately. It’s a pretty blurry conference. Arizona is 9-1 but Drew Stanton is their QB and maybe they win a game in the playoffs but they will not make an extended run. Dallas and Philly are decent but have their limitation. Detroit is Detroit. Seattle and San Fran are flawed and are nowhere near as good as they were last year. Over in the AFC, you would think NE and Denver are probably the top 2 but Denver just lost to the Rams and NE have been all over the map this year from world beaters to sloppy. KC just lost to Derek Carr. Indy, Miami, SD and the entire AFC North are all muddled together.
Just a big clusterfuck mess but exactly what the NFL wants.
As you are watching games you just get bombarded with commercials and most of them are just ads to attempt make you fatter. This past week I saw 2 commercials almost back to back about Pizzas. These blew my mind and the pictures below really don’t do them any justice. The first one is Little Cesar’s Pretzel Crust Nacho Cheese Pizza. The second one and the more disturbing of the 2 is the Papa John’s Fritos Chili Pizza. #1 How is Little Cesars still in business? #2 When did pretzels, nacho cheese, Fritos or chili become pizza ingredients? If you have ever ordered either of these Pizza’s then just go sit in your car with the garage closed while the car is running and just end it. Your life has derailed.
Whatever happened to just ordering a regular fucking pizza.
On a unrelated topic, I was reading about this Bill Cosby sexual assault thing and I just don’t get why this is a story. If I had to nominate a celebrity who would have definitely sexual harassed or assaulted women then Bill Cosby definitely would have been in my top 3. The guy is like 90 and has been in show business for decades. Of course he has.
VIDEO OF THE WEEK
The fake video above was well done by Funny or Die. The thing that sold for me at first was the appearance of Dr. Emmett Brown. That was a good get. The real one is nowhere near as cool but a pretty good start I guess.
MY WEEKLY FANTASY LINEUP (SALARY CAP 60K)
I had some continued success with this last week as I won my stranger game and also evened up my season series vs the unnamed reader. In both instances I rode a huge game from Leveon Bell on Monday night to victories. Will try to keep this train going
QB C Kaepernick $7300
RB C Anderson $7200
RB D Sproles $6000
WR J Nelson $9000
WR T HIlton $8500
WR O Beckham $7500
TE C Fleener $5400
K R Gould $4600
D Saints $4500
STOCK CHART OF THE WEEK
I’m sure everyone has seen gas prices tumble over the last couple of months. This is obviously a great thing for people’s wallets & pocketbooks. Below is a 5 year chart of average nationwide gas prices and it’s amazing to see that we are seeing prices that we haven’t seen since about May of 2010. I’ve heard some idiots on TV say this is not a good thing for the economy and that couldn’t be further from the truth. This will increase consumer spending especially for the lower class who spend more of their disposable income for energy than anyone else. The main causes of the decrease is actually the increase in supply along with some global shifts in demand in Europe and Asia. The US produces more oil now than it has in 3 decades. By next year we will be producing over 9 mil barrels per day. That almost a double in production from 2011. Also OPEC hasn’t made any large cuts in production but even if they did it wouldn’t make as big of an impact as it use to. Consumer spending makes up 70% of our economy so there is no way this isn’t a positive. We are a spending and service economy. We don’t make anything anymore as it all made in China or India so spending is how our economy gets bigger and progresses in lieu of small production output. Forecasts are basically saying these prices will be here for the foreseeable future which is another good thing. Any problems in the middle east could cause some prices spiking but supply and demand figures say these prices will stay like this into 2015.
HAL’S WEEK 12 PICKS
WEEK 11 GAMES PLOW HORSE REVIEW
Week 10 Results 6-6
YTD Results 82-73
Week 10 Best Bets 1-2
Best Bets YTD 22-11
Parlays YTD 1-1
Teasers YTD 2-0
Quote of the Week
“Before you marry a person you should make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.”
– Will Ferrell